BBC’s Newsnight has been speculating: ‘where’s Andrea Leadsom‘? South Northamptonshire’s former MP has gone missing.

Presenter Kirsty Wark wondered why Andrea had gone missing in – inaction, and referred to her as the ‘nowhere woman.’ The Government announced its anti-pollution strategy last week, we might have expected her to be on tv or radio, but no, so where was the Secretary of State for the Environment?  Andrea was nowhere to be found for interview or comment. Andrea had gone missing again…

Reporter John Sweeney went off in search of the Environment Secretary. He visited Towcester, after failing to get in touch with Andrea’s staff. They weren’t returning his calls. She wasn’t in Towcester, Andrea was, according to Twitter, off to Cornwall, home of our former Tory County Councillor who retired there some years ago – but failed at that time to remember to resign as a councillor; until pushed.

John Sweeney tried and tried but failed to find Andrea Leadsom, who it seems, is even more reluctant to meet real voters than her erstwhile leadership contender and now Prime Minister.

Do let me know if you have an idea where our former MP might be hiding.